Dan Krisch: A Day Of Judgment For 'Law And Order'
DLB: "I want to go to law school so I can learn to turn gold into lead." (Orbach)
ALB: "Now I know why Adam Schiff was so grumpy." (Waterston, after being elected D.A.)
The Lenny Era, hands-down. Among the subjects on which Orbach pulled a Henny Youngman at one point or another: marriage, Mets' fans, lawyers, car ownership and deli food. And in DLB we also got some of Hill's best lines, including my all-time favorite, when he hears that the ACLU has joined in a defendant's motion: "A-C-L … oh boy!"
That's the final tally folks. The numbers never lie.•