Opinion: Online Search Engine Blues
Research Attorney (gritting teeth): Its. A. Dark. Blue. Box.
Amy: Not finding it, sorry.
Research Attorney: Let's try again; just get out of that screen and go back to the first one, and hit whatever you hit before to get there.
Amy: I do feel very much like hitting something.… OK. I'm there.
Research Attorney: You should see a small, dark blue box that says, "Connect."
Amy: I don't see it. Maybe I should have some chocolate.
Research Attorney: (sighing) Look, how old is your computer?
Amy: We just got a new server.
Research Attorney: Let me get in there.
Amy: Hey, the arrow is moving by itself.