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Opinion: A Hip Attempt At Making Vacation Plans

, The Connecticut Law Tribune

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Amy Goodusky
Amy Goodusky

Eventually, I decided that there was only one reasonable object of my anticipated harassment, rejection, arrest, arraignment, plea and sentencing. I encountered him near the elevator. I cleared my throat. My palms were sweaty.

"Hey, baby," I said.

I threw a hip out in front of me like a catalogue model.

He looked at me.

"Are you OK?" he asked.

"Uh, yeah. Why?"

"Did you actually say, 'Hey, baby?'"

I nodded.

"What was that about?"

"I need a vacation," I said.

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